On Digestive Peril

Need a minute to recover after this one. I'll have gotten over it by 11th September 2026, I'm sure.

Since developing what I believe is an egg intolerance after quite a spectacular bout of food poisoning, much of my life is now spent calculating how best to avoid causing a traumatic incident in public. To date, it has not happened. I sincerely hope that I will have the pleasure of repeating that statement until the day that I die.

Coming soon to a screen near you!